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KINGBEE RECORDS: TWENTY YEARS
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It’s the 21st century. Vinyl is dead. The ipod is king. Even
CDs are being sized up for the great format dustbin in the sky. They’re
trying to sell us zeros and ones, bits of hard drive space, that insurance
companies won’t acknowledge even exist. The papers are full
of it. The end of an ear ‘ole. Fopp gone bust, beloved independent
shops closing left right and centre, all the lonely people up all
night on crap tops- measuring their musical tatste out in regimented
79p bites. Painted budgie yellow on an unassuming row on Wilbraham
Road is one shop that simply refuses to fall in line. You can’t
move in here on Saturday afternoon for errant dads who’ve been
sent out for a loaf and taken a musical detour, indie hipsters discovering
krautrock and discovering the 80s on 50p sevens, serious spending
collectors eyeing the big pieces on the walls, disco mums with prams
in the 12” racks, reggae obsessives sifting the boxes for super
heavyweight ska, still sharp in their 50s chaps in good shoes, evaluating
the latest northern stock, Big shot US house DJs in town for the night
and doubling up on obscure electro on sale at a snip, king bee WAGS
huffing and puffing at the door while their loved ones spend half
of next months mortgage on a pile of Cds that remind them of pramless
teenage freedom, old fellers in the jazz racks lost in a world of
trios, blue note and bossa, Beatle nuts buying different issues of
records they already own, mods and sods, pop gods and odd bods - people
who know that music is the only real magic in life.
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Kingbee’s own Tommy Cooper is Les Hare who opened an amazing
20 years ago in September 1987. Back then, Manchester, always
in love with the magic, was already home to a serious community of
anal retentives who spent their whole lives pacing a city wide circuit
of shops catering to every addiction. It would have been a risky thing
to join them but Les Hare had done his homework. A serious collector,
every penny from his job at Massey Ferguson went on soul, the best
of rock and northern in particular. Those of us who feel we must give
over our home to boxes full of little round bits of plastic know that
the weekly and even daily trawl for your sonic drug of choice means
that you see duplicates of things you already have. If they’re
inexpensive, you can’t help but give them a home, to trade them,
pass them on in kindness or just to stop anyone else from getting
them. Obviouly not suffering from this last hoarding disease, Les
started doing record fairs to buy and sell. He enjoyed it and could
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In April 1987 he decided to become his own man and took a stall
in Ethel Austin’s a few hundred yards down the road from the
shop at 519, next to the post office. Except that they didn’t
sell ladies nighties back then. The building housed Chorlton Market-
one of those place where they sell meat and pies and knitting wool
and fish and cheap kettles, all from different stalls. People would
bring records in and King Bee as it was now known, began to get
a reputation. Word quickly spread that here was a feller who had
taken a view in the jungle of possible music you could stock and
sell who knew about soul and jazz, latin and reggae and punk and
rock. Not just a couldn’t care less big table full of chart
cds and a few boxes of unloved junk ready for the charity shop,
but what was becoming a real shop with an idenity which expressed
the passion of it’s captain. Things were getting busy so Les
took on staff in the form of young indie fan Rosie- his ruddy cheeks
gave him his name. On Wednesday afternoons, Les( a chap it is impossible
to dislike who had been accepted as a knowlegable fellow traveller
by most of the many other Manchester independent shops) would leave
Rosie in charge taking a run round the city centre store to gauge
the musical temperature and pick up a few pieces for himself. Temporary
deck controller, Rosie would put on his favourite LP by his heroes
The Smiths- Meat Is Murder. The title track, penned by miltant veggie
troublemaker Morriseey, closes the record. It’s strafed by
the sound of cattle howling on their way to the abbatoir. Les, would
get back on Thursday mornings to angry complaints from the Butcher
stall across the way. They warned Rosie to turn it off but as he
turned it up instead old ladies queuing for chops and cheap sausages
would drift off distressed by the sound of about no good for milking
cattle about to be steak. Rosie had done a better job than Bigmouth
himself. But it was time to go anyway. The stock was growing as
were the number of visitors braving the knicker displays and knitting
stalls to find Kingbee.
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Les moved to the current shop and his now permanent home in September
1987. When he opened the doors he didn’t even have enough stock
to fill what he worried might be too big a space. Imagine that now
as you try to thread yourself through the throng among the heaving
shelves and under counter boxes, the crates and shelves all overcrowded
with potential gems and possible delights.
A keen young teen - just out of school in a full Morrisey quiff tipped
up one day asking for work, Les was impressed by his young knowledge
and took him on as part of the YTS scheme. By the time the scheme
ended, Neil Barker had proved himself indispensable. A kind of amazing
fact cruching pop robot who now strikes fear into music quiz teams
in pubs across Manchester when he enters, Neil epitomosed what has
become the Kingbee ethos- he was passionate about music of all kinds
but had taken a view and knew his Arthur Lee from his Arthur Mullard.
People may not know that King Bee will not (and realistically cannot)
stock any old rubbish. You could go blind looking for a Phil Collins
or a Sting record in here and others - say Les’ beloved Bobby
Blue Bland or something great by Martin Hannett will be given pride
of place display space that their bargain price may not deserve. That’s
what's fundamentally different about this shop. That it’s not
a shop. Not in an ordinary sense. A grocers or a department store
or HMV or Virgin will sell anything they believe they can get rid
of. Kingbee is a real reflection of Les’s belief that music
matters, is important and his commitment to sift on your behalf, the
good from the bad. That I believe is part of the secret of its continued
survival and even growth in these strange times. When you walk through
that door you know you are in the company of people who understand
implicitly that music is at the core of our peculiar lives. You can
breathe easy here knowing you are home, that everyone here is as mad
as you are, would consider selling their possessions or even their
children for that one elusive missing link in their collectiuon. Just
a piece of plastic to the man on the street, but to those of us who
believe, a matter of life or death. Witness the man who one day, properly
frustrated that he couldn’t afford a pricey sixties beat nuggest
from the wall and in a moment of madness offered the keys to his motor
home parked outside the shop in exchange.
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Of course the madness that’s in us all to varying degrees has
meant that the musically and mentally unstable have gravitated toward
the shop. There’s the old lady, quite obviously on medication
and dressed only in purple who would visit to look for purple records-
not deep purple the band but sleeves and labels made up only of the
colour. For fear that the social services might have him prosecuted
Les one day struggled to stop her offering £30 for a picture
disc copy of Prince’s Purple Rain from the wall. Prior to that
she had bought cheap singles from the floor and ordinary Lps from
the racks. But she would have none of it and proudly offered her cash.
Grinning like a, well, I suppose mad woman, she left the shop to return
to a flat where I’d guess she didn’t even have a record
player.
Lots of other oddballs visit the shop more often than is strictly
necessary. There’s a sense of community that is real. You end
up talking to people you don’t know purely because you see them
working in the same section as you. And in a strange way, they become
friends. Regular mitherers over the years have included Everyday Steve,
Penny Farthing Face, Girl With Black Hair Who’s Going Through
A Folky Faze. Mr Price, No Bag Jazzman, Tom Sellick and a colourful
cross section of crackpots from Chorlton and beyond. Some have never
had any other names but these. On quiet days Neil would record their
appearances in a book. Some of the information really should have
been passed on to the social services. The great and the good have
passed through also. Ian Brown and John Squire would, just after they
dropped the Damned look and just before The Stone Roses began to look
like serious contenders, comb the racks for Nazz and Byrds and Nuggets
and Pebbles. Living round the corner in a flat on Corkland Road, these
were the building blocks of their sound. Martin Hannett lived on Oswald
Road for a time and would raid the Palatine Road Offices of Factory
for Joy Division rarities which he would bring in. There’s no
telling what he did with the cash he exchanged them for but Les loved
him dearly and would never ask. Alistair McGowan used the shop as
a set for a record shop sketch featuring the impressionist as Trevor
Brooking. All of The Smiths have been in through the custard yellow
door at one time or other. Recently, The Horrors, sixties obsessed
flavour of the month have two or three times passing through on tour,
spent big money on Joe Meek rarities. Their version of the Meek produced
Crawdaddy Simone is worth hearing. Not the most famous but certainly
the most notable visitor was a mysterious chap working as a decorator
in the newsagens a few doors down. He kept coming in and asking if
Les could find him an EP by Ricky Stevens. Turned out to be a real
J.R. Hartley scenario- he was Ricky Stevens fact fans and his humble
effort is worth forty English pounds.
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The rest of us have had the pleasure of spending time in a shop that’s
really a social club, an old people’s home, a retreat for retired
rockers, floaters, stompers and psychos. The reggae auction held now
and again draws more scary people than you can shake a stick at- wild
eyed people who don’t normally go out in daylight, communicate
using a code constructed from old blue beat catalogue numbers - camel
coated characters who would seriously consider donating a kidney to
get a copy of that one in a lifetime Prince Buster rarity with original
centre and no WOL (Writing On Label to you and I). It’s like
Christies during a big Van Gough sell off - Les takes phone bids,
there are weird twitches that signify bids and squabbling over records
that sell for hundreds here.
So, twenty years on, Here’s to the best record shop in the world
and to a gentleman and a scholar and his current Staff Neil, Mike
and Rick. Had Les not deprived Massey Ferguson of his skills and made
the leap to self employment, I would know perhaps a only a tenth of
the little I do about music. On the other hand I would be driving
a Porsche and living in Prestbuty instead of Urmston. We’ve
been tolerated, educated and occasionally frustrated at arriving a
day too late to get that Can album we should have bought yesterday.
Strangely shifting, our lapses in taste have been forgotten, our new
passions catered for, our old ones exchanged for cash and, Les having
the discretion of a good Doctor, the Cure box sets and Van Halen best
ofs we’ve purchased have been discreetly forgotten.
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the future format of music we can’t replace the experience of
record shopping, sifting, and the chance element of coming across
music we never knew existed and would never find on the internet,
amazon or ebay. The sheer pleasure of picking up something in a sleeve
which intrigues you, standing idly at the turntable in the window
and hearing something for the first time that you know you’re
going to love for the rest of your life. You stare down at the sleeve
and it’s three quid. This is the magic of music and for me and
most of those here to celebrate Kingbee making it out of its teens,
the stuff of life.
Thank you Les. Now can you put that Kingsmen LP under the counter
for me til next week.
By John
McCready 2007 |

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